What does a troll call his apartment?
Think about a wordplay related to where a troll might live...
Gnome sweet gnome.
Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Think about a type of person from the Wild West era...
Messy James.
What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Think about what you do before entering a new place...
Wipe their sheets.
What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Think about a common insect that's often associated with warmth and sunshine...
A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Think about what you might do to a person to make them giggle in the tub...
Tickle its navel.
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Think about what's unusual about a flea circus and how the dog's behavior might not fit in...
Because he stole the show!
What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Think about the phrase "flies upside down"... is it even possible for a turkey to do that?
It gobbles up.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
"Think about how you would talk to someone who is very, very far away... and needs some extra help to hear you."
Drop him a line.
When may a man call his wife "honey"?
Think about the different meanings of the word "honey"...
When she has a comb in her hair.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Think "algorithm" meets "harmony"...
Disc-o.
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Think about a common garment that is not typically associated with sleepwear in Western cultures...
Tea-shirts.
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Think "herd" mentality...
Steer Wars.
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Think about a common phrase related to the Navy, and how it might be connected to pork...
When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Think about the monster's "bolted" together body and what he might have eaten that didn't agree with him...
He bolted down his food.
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Think about the time of day when you're most likely to use it...
When you can't pay cash.
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Think about the words you often find on a bed...
Two calves.
When is a bump like a hat?
Think about a type of bump that can be found on a person's head...
When it is felt.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"Think about a common phrase people use when parting ways, and how it might relate to water..."
"You're a big drip."
What do angels sing in the shower?
Think heavenly harmonies and a common musical term...
Soul.
When are you most likely to see through a man?
Think about a situation where a man's intentions or true self are revealed...
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Shiver me timbers! Here's a hint for ye: Think about a word that has multiple meanings, and one of them is related to the sea...
A vampirate.
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Think about the type of aircraft the pilot was flying...
The plane was flying upside down!
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Think about a type of "game" that's not just for fun, but also involves rules and regulations...
He did not have a current haunting license.
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Think about a common traffic sign that witches might encounter on the highway...
Witch-hikers.
Why do witches buy magazines?
Think about what witches are often associated with, and how that might relate to reading materials...
They like to read the horrorscopes.
When is the best time to have lunch?
Think about the word "lunch" itself...
After breakfast.
Which is the largest room in the world?
Think about a space that's not enclosed by walls...
The room for improvement.
What did the pen say to the paper?
Think about the process of writing...
Lets run away and WRITE
Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
Think about Snoop Dogg's name and how it relates to the weather...
Because of the drizzle.
A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *. What is the missing word?
The hint is: Think about the words that rhyme with "tide" and are related to the traveler's decision.
Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Think about a popular song genre that's often associated with loud, off-key singing...
Rhythm and boos.
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
Look closely at the mirror, but not at your own reflection...
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you climb out the hole.
I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Think about something that grows or increases in size as it develops, but eventually decreases in size as it reaches its final stage...
A candle or a pencil.
Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour on the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
Think about the word "girls" and how it relates to the concept of siblings...
They were not born in the same year.
A time when they are green, a time when they're brown, but both of these times, cause me to frown. But just in between, for a very short while, They're perfect and yellow and cause me to smile! What am I talking about here?
Think about something you might find in a fruit bowl...
Bananas.
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
"Think about something that can appear suddenly, without warning, and is often met with disappointment or frustration..."
A fart.
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie, and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby, or Tilly?
Think about the names from a musical perspective...
Tilly. She seems to follow the scale Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, and then Ti.
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Think about a leopard's "spots" in a more figurative sense...
By going from one spot to another.
There is an ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Think "ancient" and "windows"
A window.
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Think about the names of Santa's reindeer and how they might relate to Valentine's Day...
Cupid.
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
"Think about a word that is often spoken, but not written..."
Queue. Remove the "ueue" and you are left with "Q".
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Think about the order of suits in a deck of cards...
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.
I'm not clothes but I cover your body; The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I?
Think about something you use daily, which is not a piece of clothing, but still covers your body, and its usage affects its thickness...
Bar of soap.
You can touch me, You can break me, You should win me if you want to be mine. What am I?
Think about something that's often associated with romance and relationships...
A heart.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Think about a vegetable that's also a homophone for a nautical concept...
A leek (leak).
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
Think about something that can be "given" or "possessed", and its presence or absence can be counted...
A choice.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Think about a common phrase that involves a sweet gesture...
Hello, honey!
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
Think about a game that involves strategy, building, and royalty, and consider the multiple meanings of the word "heart"...
The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Think about a popular game that involves "rescuing" or "saving" something...
Pool.
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horse's food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
Think about the rope, not the horse's movement...
The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
Think about something that can be found in every country, city, or town, but remains stationary...
A stamp.
A man was found dead next to a 13 story building. The police say it was a suicide, but you say it was a homicide (someone killed him). To prove this, you go to each floor on the building, open the window, and toss a penny out. You do this to each floor until you reach the 13th floor, open the window, and toss a penny out. How does this prove it wasn't a suicide?
Here's a hint: Think about what you would expect to see on the ground outside the building after you've finished tossing the pennies...
If the man committed suicide, he would've left the window open and you wouldn't have had to open it.
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
"Look into the eyes of love..."
Love.
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
Think about the unit of measurement...
The same. They both weigh a pound!
If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?
Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, and his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?
Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
That.
I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?
A tooth!
If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror.
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Your name.
Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me when I have flown. What Am I?
Time.
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.
I have a thousand needles but I do not sew. What am I?
A Porcupine.
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
When will water stop running downhill?
When it reaches the bottom.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea!
I have lakes but no water, No cars but I have streets; Many places and borders, But I'm in one piece. What am I?
A Map.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A telephone.
There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?
The bodies were goldfish because their fishbowl got knocked over onto the floor and broke.
There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.
Failed Parachute
I run all around the pasture but never move. What am I?
A fence.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A Calendar.
I reach for the sky, but clutch to the ground; sometimes I leave, but I am always around. What am I?
I am Tree.
What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
"What time is it?"
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
Your left hand!
When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
The nail would be at the same height since trees grow at their tops.
What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
I act like a cat, I look like a cat, Yet I am not a cat. What am I?
Kitten.
What can run, but never walks; has a mouth, but never talks; has a head, but never weeps; has a bed, but never sleeps?
A river.
Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Because they make too much racquet.
Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?
The Ostrich. It's the only bird that doesn't fly.
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Because the students are bright.
There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?
The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on ships' cargo, and is not alive. What is it?
A crane.
I am strong enough to smash ships, but I fear the Sun. What am I?
Ice.
Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why? CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS
Courts. All of the others are anagrams of each other.
There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks. There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks. How many ducks are there?
Just four, in a square formation.
Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
Just one, me.
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it?
A button.
Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?
Comet.
I always follow you around, everywhere you go at night. I look very bright to people, but I can make the sun dark. I can be in many different forms and shapes. What am I?
The moon!
You have 5 kids and you have to get them all into a car. Tommy and Timmy are twins but they fight so they can't sit together. Sarah and Sally fight too, so they can't sit together. Max fights with his sisters so he can only sit by his brothers. There are 5 seats side by side and you have to put them in order. How would you seat the kids, so that everyone is happy?
Sarah, Tommy, Max, Timmy, and then Sally.
If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?
Five minutes.
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who Am I?
Rain.
I'm a god, a planet, and a measurer of heat. Who am I?
Mercury.
You can see it every day, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?
The sky.
I run in and out of town all day and night. What am I?
Think about something that moves through a town's streets, constantly entering and exiting, without being a living thing...
A road.
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Here's a hint: The original word is a type of activity that people often do in their free time.
The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Think about a common phrase or idiom that involves a "monster" and a person's mental state...
He was allergic to nuts.
Why did they let the Turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Think about the instrument the Turkey might play...
Because he had the drumsticks.
A magician was boasting one day about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That's nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
Think about the words "underwater" and "no type of equipment or air pockets"... are they being used in the classical sense?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
When is music like vegetables?
Think about the different ways we "prepare" or "process" both music and vegetables...
When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Think about something that is always anticipated, but never actually arrives, yet its existence is crucial for humanity's survival...
Tomorrow.
Little Tommy Tittletat took two Ts, to tie two ups to two tall trees, to torment the terrible little tat. How many T's in all of that?
Think about the alphabet and count the repetitions of a specific letter in the sentence!
There are 2 T's in all of That.
What is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?
Think about something you might find in a building, something that helps people move between floors...
An Elevator.
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
Think about the question carefully... the answer is someone you already know!
David.
What room do ghosts avoid?
Think about a room in a house where you might find a "living" presence...
The living room.
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Think about the shape of Europe on a map and a common feature found in many frying pans...
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
"He had a bouncy problem to flush out!"
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
Think about something that can be broken or opened, created or constructed, shared or revealed, and also performed or entertained...
A Joke!
What do you call two witches who live together?
"Broom-mates?"
Broommates!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
"Think about a common phrase people use when they catch something..."
Catch you later.
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Think about a doctor's schedule and when they might feel particularly frustrated...
When he is out of patients.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
Spooky clue: Think about a road feature that's often "transparent" or "invisible" to living beings...
The Dead End.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Think about the circumstances under which you might typically see a black cat...
When you are a mouse.
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
Think about the cereal box...
They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
"Frosty's favorite breakfast food is a chilly treat that's often served cold..."
Frosted Flakes.
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Think about a wordplay involving a common Christmas character...
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Why was the broom late?
Think about a common reason why people might be late, and see if you can "sweep" that idea into a solution that fits this particular character...
It overswept.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Think about Santa's famous laugh...
Because he has a black belt.
What time does a tennis player get up?
Think about the terminology used in tennis...
Ten-ish.
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Think about the leopard's spots in a more literal sense...
By going from one spot to another.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Think about a vegetable that, if it's on a ship, could cause a lot of trouble and potentially lead to a big mess...
A leek (leak).
What did the bee say to the flower?
Think "sweet" talk!
Hello, honey!
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Think about a game that involves "rescuing" or "saving" something...
Pool.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Think about a common Christmas tradition that involves wrapping something up...
Because of all the wrapping.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Think about what a picture is, and what might be "framed" in a different sense...
Because it was framed.
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Think "hare-brained" and punny!
Hip hop.
What did the tree wear to the pool?
Think about a common pool accessory that's also a wordplay on a part of a tree...
Swim trunks!
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Think about a word that means "not yours" and sounds similar to a type of cheese...
Nacho cheese!
What do elves learn in school?
The answer lies in a playful twist on a familiar subject...
The elf-abet.
What kind of nut has no shell?
Think about something you might find in a doctor's office...
A Doughnut.
Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Think about what tennis players are known for doing on the court...
Because they make too much racquet.
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
"Look closely at the word 'comes'..."
Because the students are bright.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Breath!
Your breath!
Why can you not trust Atoms?
"Think about the tiny building blocks of matter and their tendency to be unfaithful..."
Because they make up everything.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Think about a common phrase people use when parting ways, and how it might relate to the contents of a math book...
Do you want to hear my problems?
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
Think about the environment astronauts work in...
At launch time.
What food lives at the beach?
Think about a type of food that is often associated with the beach, and its name sounds like a location you might find at the beach...
A sand-wich.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-n appetit! Think about something that's sweet, but also a little "transparent"...
Ice Scream.
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Think about what's wrapped up in the Mummy's situation...
He was too wrapped up in himself.
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Think about a common phrase people use to describe someone who is acting strangely...
He was allergic to nuts.
Why did they let the Turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
"He was a drumstick!"
Because he had the drumsticks.
When is music like vegetables?
Think about the way we often describe or categorize both music and vegetables...
When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gentle creature...
A gummy Bear.
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Think about the names of Santa's reindeer and consider the word that means "fast" or "swift"...
Dasher.
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Think about a place on land that has a similar characteristic to water...
In Finland.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Think about a common phrase that involves a shape or a geometric concept, and how it might be used in a clever or playful way in this conversation between a triangle and a circle.
You’re pointless.
What flowers are kissable?
Think about the names of flowers that sound like they could be affectionate gestures...
Tulips (two-lips).
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Think about what you typically use to hold things together...
With a pumpkin patch.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Think about the first man in the Bible and the word that sounds similar to "Christmas"...
It's Christmas, Eve!
When does a British potato change its nationality?
Think about a common process that happens to potatoes, and how that might relate to nationality...
When it becomes a french fries.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Think about the physical characteristics of a Christmas tree...
Because they always drop their needles.
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Think about a common, everyday place where people often "change" into something else...
In your claws-it.
What has toes but no feet or legs?
Think about something you might find in a garden or a park, and it's not a living thing...
Toma-toes.
Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said Highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Think about the typical connotation of the phrase "Highway 93" versus the name of a specific theme park...
Because they thought that Disneyland actually left.
How do caterpillars swim laps?
Think about the different stages of a caterpillar's life cycle...
They do the butterfly.
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Think about the question's wording... it's not asking about the animal's physical ability to jump, but rather...
Any. Houses can't jump.
Who always enjoys poor health?
Think about a wordplay involving a common medical term...
A doctor.
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Think about the knight's armor...
A knight gown!
Which President wore the largest hat?
Think about the size of the state he represented, not the size of his headgear!
The one with the largest head.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Think outside the box... or should I say, the coop!
To prove he wasn't chicken.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
"Think about the 'take' in the game..."
Because he turns into a bat every night.
What is faster hot or cold?
Think about the way we use our senses to perceive temperature...
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
What happened to the broken-down frog?
"Toad-ally" recovered!
It got toad (towed) away.
Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Think about what skeletons are missing...
Because they have no-body to go with.
What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Think about the sounds a mummy might make...
Wrap.
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Think about a word that sounds similar to a common fear or phobia...
Claus-traophobic.
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Think about a place where you can "cool" off and learn something new...
In sundae school.
Why was the nose so tired?
Think about what your nose does constantly, day and night...
Because it had been running all day.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Think about what happens to a snowman when the weather gets warm...
Puddle.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Think about a common school activity that requires a bit of "elevation"...
Because he wanted to go to high school.
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
Think about the way you typically interact with each of them...
By their bark.
Do rabbits use combs?
Think about a rabbit's most distinctive feature...
No, they use hare brushes.
Why did the vampire take art class?
Think about what's unique about a vampire's physical appearance...
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Think about the scarecrow's job and what makes them exceptionally good at it...
He was out-standing in his field!
What language does a billboard speak?
Think about the purpose of a billboard and what it's trying to convey to its audience...
Sign language.
How did the beaver get online?
Think about the beaver's natural habitat and what it's known for building...
He logged on.
Where do TVs go on vacation?
Think about a place where TVs might "tune in" to relaxation...
To remote places.
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Think about something you might do to a snake that would make it "cry", but not in the classical sense...
Take aways it rattle.
Where do butterflies sleep?
Look for a place where they can "hang around" undisturbed...
On Caterpillows!
What kind of makeup is a ghost's favorite to wear?
"Think about what a ghost is known for being, and how that might relate to a type of makeup..."
Mas-scare-a.
How do vampires like their food served?
Think about a common phrase associated with food, but with a "bloody" twist!
In bite-size pieces.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You need to "launch" a familiar bedtime routine into "orbit" around this little one!
You rock-it!
How do monkeys make toast?
Think about a common household item that's often associated with toast, but isn't the toaster itself...
They put it under the g'rilla
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Think about what outlaws are known for, and how a deck of cards might be related to that...
He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
How do spiders communicate?
"Think vibrations, not voices..."
Through the worldwide web.
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Think about where you usually find bedtime books when no one is reading them...
Under their covers.
Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?
Think about a common phrase associated with a holiday where turkey is often served...
Because it was stuffed.
What bird is always out of breath?
Think about a type of bird that is often associated with a particular activity that would leave it "breathless"...
A puffin.
What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
Think about something that's always welcomed, never needs to be returned, and is cherished by everyone...
A broken drum. You just can't beat it!
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
"Look to the stars for a magical title..."
A flying sorcerer!
What do Spanish-speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
"Fleecy festive phrase..."
Fleece Navidad.
Where do you take a sick boat?
Think about a place where you would take a vehicle that's not feeling well, but replace the word "vehicle" with a word that's more fitting for a boat...
To the dock!
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Think about a common phrase associated with Halloween, and how a spider might cleverly use it to address a fly...
The web is the trick and you are the treat.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Frostbite.
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
Think about a word that's associated with the beach, and also sounds like a type of witch...
Sandwitch.
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Think about what a hamburger might want to give to someone special, and consider the wordplay involved...
An onion ring.
Where do cows go to dance?
"Moo-ve over to a place where music meets hay..."
The Meatball.
What kind of music can you hear in space?
Think about the environment of space... it's a place where there's no...
A nept-tune.
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Think about a creature that's often associated with a complex social hierarchy and a strong instinct for survival...
An ant-eater!
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
A sudden and intense experience!
Jumping to a conclusion.
Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
A spooky whodunit! Here's a hint: Think of a famous detective created by a British author, and then... well, imagine him without flesh on his bones!
Sherlock Bones.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Think about the purpose of eggs in the life cycle of a chicken... it's not just about breakfast!
Because if they drop them, they will break.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Think about what skeletons lack that living beings take for granted...
Because it didn’t have the guts.
What do you call a fish with no eye's?
A classic one! Here's a hint: Think about the wordplay involved, and consider the fact that the answer is not a type of fish...
Fsh.
What do elves do after school?
Think about a common after-school activity, but with a festive twist...
Gnomework!
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Think about a type of instrument that is often associated with a specific part of the body...
Trombone.
What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Think about a phrase often used in comedy routines, and how it might relate to the comedian's state of undress...
Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Think about a part of the snowman's body that is often cold...
In a snow bank.
What part of London is in France?
Think about a specific district in London that has a French connection...
The letter N.
What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
Think about the sounds they make during a performance...
Cheer-eee-ohs!
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Think about the physical state of a zombie's fingers...
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Think about what's already "stuffed" inside a teddy bear...
Because they are stuffed.
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Think about the concept of "mass" in physics...
He was brain-washed.
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Think about a romantic phrase that's often associated with Valentine's Day, and consider how it might be adapted to fit the volcanic theme...
Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Why don't cows have money?
Think about where cows live and what they do all day...
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Where do wolves stay on vacation?
Think about a type of accommodation that is often associated with vacations, and how the name of that place might sound similar to a characteristic of wolves...
At a howliday inn.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Think about the king's crown...
To get a new crown.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
"Frosty magic!"
A cold spell.
What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
Think about a common phrase used to describe people who write letters, and add a "pig" twist to it...
Pen Pals.
Stranger: Does your dog bite? Farmer: Nope. All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Think about the farmer's answer in a more literal sense...
It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Think about Frosty's anatomy...
Because his wife was a total flake.
How does NASA throw a party?
Think about a phrase that is often associated with space exploration, and how it could be used in a celebratory context...
They planet.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Think about a common phrase used to describe something that is not active or threatening...
A bulldozer!
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Think about a word that has a dual meaning, one related to age and the other related to a characteristic of ants...
An antique!
What is the best thing to put into pies?
"Think about the answer being a word that has multiple meanings, and one of those meanings is related to the baking process..."
Your teeth.
Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Think about the Apple Store's product lineup and a specific feature that's common to many of their devices...
Because They don't have Windows.
What hired killer never goes to jail?
Think about something you might find in a kitchen...
An exterminator.
Why did the belt go to jail?
Think about a common phrase associated with belts, and how it might be misinterpreted in a humorous way...
For holding up a pair of pants.
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Think about a common cookie-related issue that might need a doctor's attention...
It felt crummy.
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Think about the tools they use to create their masterpieces...
Because they keep drawing.
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Pajamas with a familiar color and pattern...
Paw-jamas
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Think about the "route" they take...
Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Where do horses live?
Think about a common phrase or word that is associated with horses, but also has a literal meaning related to a place...
In a NEIGHborhood.
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Think about something that can cut through words, not just physical objects...
A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Think about a TV show that has a "soapy" connection...
Soap operas.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
"Think about a common phrase people use when looking at something..."
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a robot that takes the longest route?
"Think about a word that's often used to describe a journey or a path, and then add a twist to it..."
R2-dtour.
What nationality is Santa?
Think about where Santa's workshop is located...
North Polish.
What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat?
Think about a type of gathering or queue, and a popular summer food...
A Barbie-Queue (barbecue).
Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo?
Think about a place where humans go to get their hair washed... but with a "hare-brained" twist!
To a hare-dresser.
What happens after it is rains cats and dogs?
Think about the phrase "rains cats and dogs" being an exaggeration, and consider what might happen when the "storm" passes...
You step in a poodle.
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
"You can see right through them..."
Because you can see right through them.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Think about the concept of "time" and how it relates to a calendar...
12 Months.
Can girafffes have babies?
Think about the word "giraffe" and how it relates to the concept of "having babies"...
No, they can only have giraffes.
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
Think about the colors involved...
A Sour Puss.
John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
The hint is: Pay attention to the verb "predict".
John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Think about a common phrase people use when they're trying to get someone to calm down or relax...
So, what's your point?
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
The answer might be related to Silly Billy's physical characteristics...
To prevent son-burn.
What TV programs do cows watch in bed?
Think about a type of TV show that is often watched in a relaxed, cozy setting... and a play on words involving cows!
Moo-vies.
How do shells get around in the ocean?
Think about the way shells are often associated with a certain type of ocean creature...
A taxi crab.
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
"Think about the sheriff's profession and what they might be looking for at a gathering..."
He heard it was a place to have a steak out.
What do geologists do on their free time?
"Think about the type of activities that involve digging deeper..."
Go to rock concerts.
What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?
Think about the physical properties of a strawberry and how they might affect its ability to cross a road...
There was a traffic jam!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Think about the common phrase associated with oranges...
Because it ran out of Juice.
Where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
Think about a famous rock...
On their feet.
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Think about the aardvark's long, pointed snout and what it's used for...
Ant-chovies.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Think about a common phrase people use when parting ways...
I think I'm coming down with something.
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Think "point" of origin...
Pencil- vania!
Why didn't the car feel well?
Think about a common issue that can affect a car's "health"...
It had gas.
What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
Think about a common phrase associated with spiders...
French flies.
Excuse me, waiter, this food tastes funny?
Think about the context of the situation and the role of the person being spoken to...
Then why aren't you laughing?
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Think about a common banking transaction that involves a specific amount...
To get a quarter back!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Think about the moon's appearance in the sky...
E-clipse it!
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Think about a type of food that has a special connection to a math concept...
Pi.
What do you call unhappy cranberries?
Think about a wordplay involving a common term used to describe a certain emotional state, and see if you can "juice" out the answer!
Blueberries.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Think about a common phrase used to describe a group of people, but replace the word "people" with the type of bird in question...
A box of quakers!
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Think about a common sandwich filling that pairs well with peanut butter, but also has a connection to the ocean...
Jellyfish!
Why do cows wear bells?
Think about the sound a cow might make...
Because their horns don't work.
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
They wanted to be caught "lying" about something!
They wanted to lie low.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
Think about the credit card's "charges"...
It was guilty as charged.
What do you call a cow's bedtime stories?
"Moo-velous" tales that help you "herd" the answer!
Dairy tales.
What sweets do geologists like?
Think about the layers of a certain type of candy...
Rock candy.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
"Think about a reason that's not about hunger..."
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
Think about a wordplay involving a common phrase, and how the absence of an "ear" might change its meaning...
A b!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Think about the sounds they both make...
A chicken that plucks itself.
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Think about the spider's physical abilities and how they might be useful in a specific area of I.T...
Because he was a great web designer.
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Think about a specific way to "move" a tissue, and it might just "dance" for you!
Put a little boogie in it!
What's a pizzas favorite game?
Think about a popular board game that involves moving pieces around in a circular motion...
Dominos.
What did the traffic lights say to the cars?
Think about the typical instructions or messages that traffic lights convey to drivers...
“Don’t look I’m changing!”
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
"Think about a common phrase people use when parting ways..."
You've changed!
How does Yoda shave?
"A long time, his method takes... Patience, you must have."
With a laser-blade.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
They have a "long" time thinking about it!
It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
Think about what outlaws usually want, and what bakeries are full of...
He kneaded the dough.
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Think about a type of footwear that's perfect for warm weather and a playful connection to the natural world...
Open toad shoes.
What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night?
"Think about a common weekend activity, but with a 'boo'-tiful twist!"
BOOGIE.
What do you call a sticky crow?
Think about a type of fruit that's often associated with being sticky...
Vel-Crow (Velcro).
Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
Think about a situation where gravity might "lie" to you...
Because it will always let you down.
Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Think about a common phrase associated with medicine...
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
Think about a common bird-related injury that might require medical attention...
For the tweet-ment!
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Fin-tastic education!
Her A-B-Seas.
What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
Think about a common phrase used to describe someone who has gotten too much sun...
Fried Chicken.
Why can't a cheetah hide?
Think about the cheetah's most distinctive physical feature...
Because it is spotted!
How do bees get to school in the morning?
On the buzz about transportation...
On the school buzz.
What do you call two math friends?
Think about a common phrase used to describe a strong bond between friends, and then consider how math might "add" a twist to it...
Algebros!!
Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Think about a place where people often take their unwanted or worn-out items, and it's not a store or a charity...
Boot camp.
A mother walked out her front door on June 24th and said, "April is finally here!" How is this possible?
Think about the names people give to their children...
April is her daughter and she just came back from college.
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Think about what skeletons lack, and how that might relate to a barbecue...
To get some spare - ribs.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Think about a common phrase used to describe someone or something that's lost its distinctive feature or characteristic...
Humphrey.
Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Think about the skills a piano player has that could be surprisingly useful in a different context...
Because his player had the perfect pitch!
What do you call a cow that plays instruments?
Think about a musical term that's also a type of cow...
A moo-sician!
What do you call a baby rifle?
"Think about a common nickname or term of endearment for a young one, and apply it to a type of firearm..."
Son of a gun.
What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Think about the way they "conduct" themselves...
The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
Think about a common phrase used to describe a situation where something is stuck or unable to move...
A hamsterjam.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Think about the phrase "rocking" in a different way...
To rock in roll!
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
It had a "splashing" good time!
It quacked up.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Think about a common phrase used to describe a person who is sleeping soundly...
A bull-dozer.
What did the robots tombstone say?
"Think about the words that are often found on a tombstone, and how they might be altered to reflect the 'life' of a robot..."
"Rust in Peace."
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Think about the tire's daily routine and what might be causing it stress...
It couldn't take the pressure anymore?
How does the Best Man put his kids to bed?
Think about a wedding...
He tux them in.
What is a comedian's favorite food?
Think about the type of humor a comedian often uses...
Pun-cake.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
"Toad-ally fined!"
They get toad.
What kind of music do aliens like?
Think about the sounds you might hear in outer space...
Nep-tunes.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Think about the daily tasks of a can crusher and how it might feel unfulfilled in its role...
Because it was soda pressing.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Think about what kind of tree they're racing up...
None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree.
How do you divide the sea in half?
Think about the word "sea" in a different way...
With a sea saw.
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Think about the geologist's work and how it might affect his personal life...
She felt like he took her for granite.
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
"Sorry we don't serve food here".
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Fast food.
Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?
I pushed her over.
Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
He always stepped on the plate.
Why didn't the man get hurt after getting hit by a full CoCo-Cola drink?
Because it was a soft drink.
What are the science teacher's favorite states?
Solid, Liquid, Gas. The states of all matter.
What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil?
Hand Satanizer.
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
When it rains cats and dogs.
Why is the refrigerator a private place?
Because the salad is dressing.
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
A toiletry. (Toilet-Tree)
My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Think about a word that's often associated with a particular time of day, and you might just find the answer!
I said, "No it doesn't".
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"Think about a common phrase people use when they're relieved or grateful..."
"Please close the door, I'm dressing".
What type of music are balloons scared of?
Think about the sounds associated with balloons...
Pop Music!
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Think "gritty" vocals and a name that's synonymous with dirt and grime...
Mud-donna.
What happenes when you roast a Barbie?
A plastic situation develops!
It becomes Barbie-Que.
Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?
Think about the bicycle's physical attributes...
He was two-tired.
What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Think about a type of house that is often associated with cheese...
Cottage cheese!
How do you make a hamburger smile?
Think about adding something to the hamburger that you might find on a person's face...
Pickle it gently.
Why did the radish turn red?
Think about what happens to the radish when it's left in a certain environment for too long...
It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
Think about a word that describes a strong emotional state, often associated with sadness or longing...
De-calf-inated.
Of everybody, you could ask to join you for Thanksgiving dinner, who would always say no?
Think about the person who is already a part of the celebration...
The turkey!
What did the Lemon say to the doctor?
Think about a common phrase people say when they're not feeling well...
I need lemon-aide.
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Think about a common school rule that's often broken, and how King Kong's enormous size might make it difficult for him to follow that rule...
He was always monkeying around in class.
What did the two dolphins say after not seeing each other for so long?
"Think about a common human greeting, but with a fin-tastic twist!"
"Long time no sea."
What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
Think about a common phrase that involves a group of people, and replace the word "people" with "blackbirds"...
A crowbar.
Where do cows go for fun?
Think about a place where cows might "moo-ve" around and have a "herd" of fun!
The moo-vies!
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
"Think about what's often found on the side of a can..."
Because it said "concentrate."
What driver never gets arrested?
Think about a type of "driver" that is not a person behind the wheel of a vehicle...
A screw driver.
What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
Think about a wordplay related to the sound a sheep makes...
He goes on a ram-page.
What did the blanket say to the mattress?
Think about a common phrase people use when they're getting comfortable in bed...
"I've got you covered."
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Moo-ve over and think about the aftermath of a quake...
Milk shakes.
Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
Think about the physical characteristics of a squirrel's back...
To keep its "nuts" dry.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Think about the strawberry's "family" and a common experience many babies have...
His parents were in a jam.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?
Think about the sound a jeweler might make when working with a specific type of material...
Because both make the ear-ring.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Think about a playful combination of a pig's characteristics and a martial arts term...
A Porkchop.
What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Think about what octopuses have a lot of, and what's often needed on a camping trip...
Tent-acles.
Why is a pencil like a riddle?
Think about something a pencil has that a riddle also has, which makes them similar...
It's no good without a point.
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Think about where you might find each one...
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
It was feeling a little "wiped out" and needed a change of scenery!
To get to the bottom.
Which bow can't be tied?
Think about a type of "bow" that is not related to strings or ribbons...
A rainbow.
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Think about a playful term that cats might use to describe mice, and then add a twist related to the skateboard...
Meals on wheels!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Think about a common phrase people use when greeting each other...
Nothing, they just waved.
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
Think about a part of the plane where pilots store their belongings, and it's not a bag or a box...
In air pockets.
How do rabbits travel?
Think about a common mode of transportation, but focus on the "hare" part of the word...
By hare-plane.
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
"Fowl" play was involved...
It used fowl language.
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Think about a word that is a common occupation, but also has a "less than" or "without" connotation...
Ian.
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Think about the leopard's name and how it relates to its behavior...
It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Why are Tooth Fairies so smart?
They have a filling knowledge!
They gather a lot of wisdom teeth.
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
Think about the words "broke out" in a more literal sense...
He wanted to make a clean getaway
What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground?
A clever one! Here's a hint: Think about the word's prefix...
A footstep!
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Think about something you often do, but shouldn't do too much, especially in the winter...
Towels.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Think about something that is often expected or taken for granted, yet would still be astonishing if a dog could do it...
A spelling bee.
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Think about the sounds you often hear while driving...
Car-tunes.
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
Think about a word that's a common nickname for a bear, and also has a meaning related to cleanliness...
Winnie-the-Phew!
Where do fish go for vacation?
Think about a place that's "fin-tastic" and has a "school" of relaxation...
Fin-land.
Who does the ocean date?
Think about the ocean's "shore" connections...
It goes out with the tide.
What do you get when you combine roller skates & a rocking chair?
Think about the words "roll" and "rock" and how they relate to the objects mentioned...
Rock-N-roll.
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Think about a common phrase used to describe a body of water when it's turbulent...
It causes a comm-ocean.
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Think about the "buttermilk" of the operation...
The big cheese.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Think about a word that's related to something you might find in a museum...
Jurassic pork!
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
Think about balance and steering...
To cover its buttquack.
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Think about the way keyboards communicate...
Sorry, you're not my type.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
Think about the sounds a pilot might hear in their profession, and how those sounds might relate to an alarm clock...
She wanted to be on time.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Think about a common food product that comes from cows, and how it might be referred to if it didn't have any "legs" or support...
Ground Beef.
Why did all the pecans go to space?
Think about the phrase "out of this world" in a more literal sense...
They were Astro-nuts!
Why can't a leopard hide?
Think about the leopard's physical characteristics...
Because he's always spotted!
What bird is very rude?
Think about a type of bird that's known for its loud, harsh call...
A mocking bird.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Think about a common problem that toilet paper often faces, and how that might prevent it from crossing the road...
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
"Think about a common lunch food, and how it might be related to the sea..."
Fish and ships.
What do comedians eat for breakfast?
Think about a type of food that is often associated with laughter and good times...
Corny flakes.
Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Think about a common phrase associated with outlaws, and how it might relate to a river...
He heard it had two banks.
A woman is 6 months pregnant when she falls into a coma for 3 months. When she wakes up, she asks the doctor about her babies. The doctor states that she had twins, 1 boy, and 1 girl. They're doing fine and her brother named them. The woman goes "No, No, No, not my brother - he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" The doctor says Daneice. What did the brother name the boy?
Think about the woman's reaction to the doctor's response...
Danephew
Why do the French like to eat snails?
"Think about the snail's habitat and a French delicacy that's often associated with romance..."
Because they don't like fast food!
Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
Because it was caught cheating...
Because he was a Cheetah!
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Think about a country's name that sounds like a slippery substance...
Greece!
Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?
Think about what makes Mr. Tomato, well, a tomato...
He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Something "sofishticated"
You call it so-fish-ticated!
Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
He was too grounded in his upbringing.
He didn't know his cape-abilities.
What pen should never be used for writing?
Think about a type of pen that is not meant to leave a mark...
A pig-pen.
Why was the plumber so tired?
Think about the plumber's daily routine and the tools they use...
He was drained.
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
"Think about a common cooking ingredient that's also a crime..."
Because he was beating the eggs.
What can a child make but not see?
Think about something that kids often create, but it's not a physical object that they can look at...
Noise.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Think about a common remedy people take when they're feeling under the weather...
Lemon aid!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Think about a fruit that's often associated with the color red...
A neck-tarine!
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell into the bathtub?
Think about Mickey's iconic ears...
He came out squeaky clean.
Why did the robber take a bath?
Think about what a robber might want to wash away...
He wanted to make a clean get away!
Where do burgers like to dance?
Think about a type of "patty" that's not just for burgers...
At a meatball!
How did the barber win the race?
He was a cut above the rest!
He used a short-cut!
Where do jellyfish sleep?
Think about the environment where jellyfish live, and how they might "rest" in that environment...
In tent-acles.
Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?
Think about a common phrase associated with chefs, and how it might be surprisingly relevant to baseball...
Because he knew how to handle batter(s).
Why did the doctor switch jobs?
Think about a common phrase associated with doctors, but also has a different meaning in a different profession...
He lost his patients
What did the balloon say to the pin?
"Think about a common phrase people say when they're surprised or shocked, and how it relates to the balloon's situation..."
Hi, Buster.
What toys do baby snakes take to bed?
Think about what baby snakes might need to feel cozy and comfortable in their "beds"...
Their rattles.
Why is it dangerous to play cards in the wild?
Wild animals might just "swallow" your chances of winning!
Because of all of the cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a roach and a rabbit?
Something that's fast on its feet, but still makes you want to squash it!
Bugs Bunny.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does that make you?
Think about the word "i" and its connection to Apple...
An iWitness!
Why did the man shoot the clock?
Think about a situation where time is of the essence, and the clock's ticking is more than just a noise...
He was killing time.
How do elephants speak to each other?
Think about the way humans communicate with each other when they're in a loud place...
On 'elephones.
When are cooks cruel?
Think about a specific action cooks take when preparing certain types of food...
When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Why did the creators of smore's name it that?
Here's a hint: Think about the sound you make when you take a bite of this tasty treat...
Because after you eat one you want some -more.
Why do birds fly south?
Think about what birds might be escaping or seeking when they fly south...
Because it's too far to walk.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Think about something a skeleton might not have...
Spare-ribs!
What does a slice of toast wear to bed?
Think about something you often find on toast, but also something you might wear to keep warm at night...
Jam-mies.
What do you call dental X-rays?
Think about a wordplay involving a type of view...
Tooth-Pics.
What language do chimpanzees speak?
Think about the sounds you associate with chimpanzees...
Chimp-anese.
What do you call a man whose father was a cannon?
Think about the sounds and words associated with cannons firing...
A son of a gun!
What does Darth Vader use instead of a credit card?
"The Force is strong with this payment method..."
PayPalpatine.
What do you call peas which are crazy?
Think about a word that describes something or someone that's a little out of control, and see if you can "shell" out the answer!
Peanuts.
What do elves make a sandwich with?
Think about a common Christmas-related item that elves are often associated with...
Shortbread.
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Think about the type of scientist who might want to know who's on the other side of the door before opening it...
Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
Why is Russia such a fast country?
Think about a different meaning of "fast"!
Because the people are always Russian.
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Think about a common phrase or word that is associated with the Netherlands...
In Ham-sterdam.
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Think about what's in common between dolphins and the human tears...
Pepper makes them sneeze.