Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said Highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Think about the typical connotation of the phrase "Highway 93" versus the name of a specific theme park...
Because they thought that Disneyland actually left.
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