Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
Because it was caught cheating...
Because he was a Cheetah!
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
What room do ghosts avoid?
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
What do you call two witches who live together?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Why was the broom late?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
What time does a tennis player get up?
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?