What did the pen say to the paper?
Lets run away and WRITE
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
I make two people out of one. What am I?
What is more useful when it is broken?
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
I am as light as a feather, yet no man can hold me for long. What am I?
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
There are 10 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
How many seconds are there in one year?