Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
Think about how trees change during winter, and how that change might be similar to how you might feel about certain visitors...
Because it's a long time before they leave.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
What can you catch but not throw?
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horse's food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on ships' cargo, and is not alive. What is it?
You can see it every day, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?
A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
If a boy blows 18 bubbles, Then pops 6 eats 7 and then He pops 5 and blows 1. How many are left?
I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
What is at the end of a rainbow?
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?
How do vampires like their food served?