Riddles of the Day 10 Oct 2024 - 106 Riddles Picked For You!

Your daily dose of brain teasers and challenges

Guess The Password To Get In

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What should have he said?

Think about the relationship between the numbers the doorman says and the numbers the members respond with...

Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.

What Has A Neck But No Head

I have a neck but no head. What am I?

Think about something you might find in a closet or a dresser...

A bottle.

Jim And Joey Were On Vacation And Driving Along A Deserted Country Road From The Town Of Kaysville

Jim and Joey were on vacation and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnville. They came to multiple forks in the road. The signpost had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different directions. Since they had left their map at the last gas station and there was no one around to ask, how could Jim and Joey find their way to Lynnville?

Think about what you can do at each fork in the road, and how you can use the process of elimination to your advantage.

They need to stand the signpost up so that the arm reading Kaysville points in the direction of Kaysville, the town they had just come from. With one arm pointing the correct way, the other arms will also point in the right direction.

An Afternoon Argument

One afternoon, Phoebe stopped by her favorite restaurant for lunch, but she saw a waitress and a client arguing. The waitress, Sandra, claims that the client, Dave, had ordered a breakfast special and was now refusing to pay. Dave said that he had only ordered a coffee. Phoebe knew who was lying instantly. Who was it?

Think about the time of day and what it would imply about the menu options available...

Sandra was lying. You don't order breakfast in the afternoon.

Trailblazer

A man rode his horse to the top of a high hill. He tied his horse to a large birch tree, and removed a blanket, a flint and steel for making fire, and a small hatchet to cut down a bunch of green saplings. He then gathered a bunch of dried leaves and took them, along with the green saplings, to an open area near some smaller rocks. Using the flint and steel, he tried to start a fire with the leaves and green wood. As the fire struggled to burn, the man did something remarkable. He suddenly took his blanket and covered the fire with it. Apparently, regretting his actions, he removed the blanket from the smoldering fire; but then, a few seconds later, he placed the blanket back over the fire. Again and again he repeated his actions of throwing the blanket on and off the fire. Was this man an obsessive-compulsive pyromaniac, or was there some kind of method to his madness?

Think about the man's profession and how his actions might be related to his work...

The man was a Native American Indian in the old West who was sending smoke signals to his tribe.

Senseless Destruction

Two men and two women, all carrying loaded shotguns, drove to a field where they planned to shoot as many birds as possible. The four had absolutely no desire to eat any of the birds they were planning to shoot, and they brought no dogs to retrieve any they happened to hit. Each of the four people in turn would loudly shout a one-word command, and when a bird would fly out in front of them, they would shoot to destroy it. When they were finished, the bodies of 99 birds lay mutilated in the field, as only one bird had escaped their deadly shooting skills. The two men and two women cheerfully exchanged high-fives, and congratulated each other on their excellent hour of destruction. Several onlookers, who happened to witness the onslaught, gave the four a loud round of applause for the entertainment. Why did no one report this incident to the authorities, and why was there such a calloused attitude toward the shooting of these defenseless birds?

Think outside the box: the shooters aren't hunting for food or sport, but for a very specific purpose...

The birds the four were shooting at were pigeons ——— clay pigeons. The four were at a public shooting range, and when each of them yelled “pull”, a clay pigeon was catapulted into the air for their target practice.

#2 - The Biography Of ???

If someone were to write a biography about us, the following could be reported: #1 - We are always present in multiple-choice exams. #2 - Sherlock Homes kept a close eye on us after he retired. #3 - Honor students are not very fond of us. #4 - One of us was a famous aunt on T.V. #5 - The person who played the owner of the Shady Rest Hotel was, in reality, one of us. Based on the biographical information above --- Who/what are we?

Pay attention to the words and phrases used in the clues, especially the ones that seem out of place or unusual. The answer is not a person, but rather something you might find in a specific context. Think about what's common in multiple-choice exams, and how that relates to the other clues.

We are Bs, Bees, or Beas (as in Aunt Bea and actress Bea Benaderet.)

Chasing Buffalo

Holding two long poles, five fellows chase a herd of white buffalo into a cave. What is really going on here?

Think about a common activity that involves poles, a group of people, and a specific setting... It's not about actual buffalo or a cave.

They're eating rice with a pair of chopsticks.

Nail In The Wall

Why is a nail, fast in the wall, like an old man?

Think about the words that describe an old man, and how they might also apply to a nail in the wall...

Because it is in firm (infirm).

Kst In The Middle

Name an eight-letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. What is it?

Think about a word that can be read the same way forwards and backwards...

Inkstand - kst is in the middle. "In" is the beginning, and "and" ends the word.

One Day An Alchemist Brought A King A Bottle Holding A Strange Liquid. The Alchemist Said

One day an alchemist brought a king a bottle holding a strange liquid. The alchemist said, "This liquid I discovered will dissolve anything it touches." How did the king know that he was lying?

Think about the alchemist's claim... how did he bring the liquid to the king?

The king knew if what he said was true the bottle would get dissolved!

Flickering Lights

A man runs along a hall with a piece of paper. When the lights flicker, he drops to his knees and begins to cry. Why?

Think about a specific activity that people often do in a hall with a piece of paper, and how the flickering lights might be a crucial part of that activity...

He is running to deliver a pardon, and the flickering lights indicate the convict to be pardoned has just been electrocuted.

Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed Riddle

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Think about a location that's not a country, state, or city...

At the bottom.

Sheep In Ink Riddle

When do you see sheep in ink?

Think about a common writing tool...

When you draw them in pen!

Like Father, Like Son

Harold is Andrew's father. Who was born later?

Think about the relationship between Harold and Andrew... Does the fact that Harold is Andrew's father give you a clue about their ages?

Andrew, because he is Harold's son.

What Is A Pumkin's Favorite Type Of Shoe

What is a pumpkin's favorite type of shoes to wear?

Think about a type of footwear that's often associated with the season when pumpkins are most popular...

Pumps! Get (pump)kin.

Robot Gorilla

How was the robot gorilla fixed?

It was given some new bolts!

With a monkey wrench.

How Do Rabbits Travel?

How do rabbits travel?

Think about a common mode of transportation, but focus on the "hare" part of the word...

By hare-plane.

What Do Comedians Eat For Breakfast?

What do comedians eat for breakfast?

Think about a type of food that is often associated with laughter and good times...

Corny flakes.

Prom Crime

Did you hear about the boy who went to his senior prom dressed in a t-shirt and jeans? He was arrested by the fashion police. What was he charged with?

Tux evasion.

Where Do Ants Go For Christmas

Where do ants go for Christmas?

They go to ANT-arctica.

Ghost

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Think about a common phrase used to describe someone with an injury...

A Hoblin Goblin.

Medical Elephant Joke

What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?

Think about a profession that deals with skin, and add a "tusk"-worthy twist!

A pachydermatologist!

What Word

What six letter word when you take one letter away there is still a word, take another letter away and you still have a word and do that until you have one letter left?

Think about a word that refers to a sequence of events or a story...

Estate. Estate, state, stat, sat, at, and a.

Who's The Smartest?

Tom walks into a room and see three monkeys. One monkey holds a banana, another monkey holds a stick, and the last monkey holds nothing. Who is the smartest primate in the room?

Think about who is observing the scene...

Assuming that Tom is a human, then he is the smartest primate in the room because humans are also primates.

Money's In The Bag

Lucy went onto a game show, and she was one task away from winning the grand prize: $500,000.00. She was shown four bags; one of these bags had the cash prize inside, while the other three were empty. Lucy had only one chance to choose the bag with the money. Each bag had a statement on it, but only one statement was true. A: The money is in either Bag B or Bag C. B: The money is in either Bag A or Bag D. C: The money is in this bag. D: The money is not in this bag. Which statement is true, and which bag has the money?

"Look for the statement that, if true, would make another statement false, and vice versa..."

Statement B is true. Bag D has the money. If Bag A had the money, then statements B and D would both be true. If Bag B had the money, then statements A and D would both be true. If Bag C had the money, then statements A, C, and D would all be true. But, we only need one true statement. If Bag D had the money, then the statements on all of the bags would be false, except for that on Bag B. This matches the conditions, so the money is in Bag D.

Buried Treasure

An old parchment describes the location of buried treasure: "On the island there are only two trees, A and B, and the remains of a gallows. Start at the gallows and count the steps required to walk in a straight line to tree A. At the tree turn 90 degrees to the left and then walk forward the same number of steps. At the point where you top drive a spike into the ground. Now return to the gallows and walk in a straight line, counting your steps, to tree B. When you reach the tree, turn 90 degrees to the right and take the same number of steps forward, placing another spike at the point where you stop. Dig at the point exactly halfway between the spikes and you will find the treasure." However, our hero when he gets to the island finds the gallows missing. Is there any way he can still get to the treasure?

Think about what the instructions would have looked like from the perspective of tree A and tree B...

A simple experiment with a ruler and paper shows that any position for the gallows leads to the same point.

Sequences Of Time

Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. What was it?

"Look at the clock and think about the date..."

At that moment, the time and day could be written as: 12:34, 5/6/78.

Mathbook Riddle

What did one math book say to another?

Think about a common phrase people use to express solidarity or friendship, and see if you can "add" a mathematical twist to it!

I have so many problems.

Hundreds Of Legs

I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean; You make me feel dirty so you feel clean. What am I?

Think about something you might find in a bathroom, and how it's used to cleanse oneself, but in the process, it gets "dirty"...

A Broom.

Psychopath Test

A woman is at her mother's funeral when suddenly she sees a man so handsome, she instantly falls in love with her. Unfortunately, she never got a chance to talk to the man. The next day, the woman kills her sister. What was the motive?

The woman was hoping to see the man again. If you got this correct on the first try, you have the mind of a psychopath.

Geologists

What do geologists do on their free time?

Go to rock concerts.

Chicago Hoodlums ?

A group of boys and girls are out after dark, stalking people in their homes in a Chicago neighborhood. The intimidation starts with the bravest of the youths ringing the bell or knocking at the door. When the homeowner answers the door, the children, in unison, begin to verbally threaten that person with a three-word threat, which often results in their demands being met. All of the boys and girls have chosen to disguise themselves so they can't be identified. It is hard to believe, but there are even a few adults who are walking along with the group, who actually encourage this brash behavior. Do these adults have no shame? Are these boys and girls being trained to be the criminals of the future? What exactly is going on here, and what is the three-word threat this group of ruffians use to intimidate people in their neighborhood?

"Think Halloween tradition..."

It is Halloween night, and this group of boys and girls, accompanied by a few adults, are out in their neighborhood seeking candy and other goodies. The three-word threat they used at each house: “Trick or treat.”

Bullet Vs Glance

Why is a bullet like a tender glance?

"Think about the power of a single, fleeting moment..."

Because it pierces hearts.

Sometimes I Am Born In Silence, Other Times No I Am Unseen

Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?

Think about something that can appear suddenly, without warning, and can be very unwelcome, yet it doesn't cause any physical harm...

A fart.

Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Is The Fastest

Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?

Think about the names of Santa's reindeer and look for a clever play on words...

Dasher.

Bring A Ladder To School Riddle

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Think about the levels of education...

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Lose Sense Of Touch

Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?

Hint: Think about what happens when you have a fever...

Because he does not feel well.

Giraffe Babies

Can girafffes have babies?

Think about the question more literally...

No, they can only have giraffes.

How Many Gold Coins Can A Leprechaun Throw In An Empty Pot?

How many gold coins can a leprechaun throw in an empty pot?

One. After that, it’s no longer empty.

Imagine You Are In The Days Of The Dinosaurs, And One Is Chasing After You

Imagine you are in the days of the dinosaurs, and one is chasing after you, about to eat you... What do you do?

Easy, Stop imagining!

Frog Shoes

What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?

Open toad shoes.

Vampires Play Tennis Riddle

Do vampires play tennis on their free time?

Think about the characteristics of vampires that are commonly associated with them in folklore and popular culture...

No they prefer bat-minton.

Is It Hard To Spot A Leapard

Is it hard to spot a leapard?

Think about the word "leapard" very carefully...

No, they come that way.

How Many Dollars Does Tara Has

Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers?

Think about how much money Tara spent on the coloring books and crayons, and then subtract that amount from her original $29.00 to find out how much she had left to spend on markers!

She spent $9.00 on markers.

Ghosts Halloween Breakfeast

What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

BOO-BERRIES!

Golden

What is rarer and more valuable than gold, but easier to lose?

Love/ Friendship.

Pandalphabet

How do you spell the word 'Panda' in two letters?

P and A P(and)a.

The 80 Year Old Pirate Riddle

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"A phrase that's often exclaimed in excitement, but with a twist that relates to the pirate's age..."

Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)

What Did The Skeleton Order At The Restaurant?

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Think about something that's "off the bone"...

Spare-ribs!

Brain Game

After sneaking in the abode, had he met this influential figure, he would cut his carpus, he thought to himself, who was he?

Think about a famous historical figure who was known for his wrists...

The riddle "brain game" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click ANSWER and add your answer in the comments section.

Hungry Man And Glutton

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

"One is hungry for food, the other is food for thought..."

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

Submerged Stone

What does a stone become when in the water?

Think about a wordplay involving a common phenomenon that occurs when a stone is submerged in water...

A whetstone.

I'm Found In Socks Scarves And Mittens I'm Found In The Paws Of Playful Kittens - Answer Clue "Y"

I'm found in socks, scarves, and mittens. I'm found in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?

Think about something that's often associated with warmth and coziness...

Yarn.

The Worst Of Things

Spelled forwards I'm what you do every day, Spelled backward I'm something you hate. What am I?

Think about a common daily activity that involves a word that can be spelled forwards and backwards, and consider how the reversed spelling might evoke a strong negative emotion...

Live <-> Evil.

A Thousand Colored Folds Riddle

A thousand colored folds stretch toward the sky, Atop a tender strand, Rising from the land, 'Til killed by maiden's hand, Perhaps a token of love, perhaps to say goodbye. What am I?

Think delicate, think fragile, think something often associated with emotions and gestures...

A flower.

I Have No Life, But I Can Die Riddle

I have no life, but I can die. What am I?

Think about something that doesn't have a biological existence, but can still "cease to exist" or "come to an end" in some way...

A battery.

Repeat After Me

I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?

Think about something you often find in a public place, where people gather to share information...

A microphone.

You Can Touch Me, But I Can't Touch You Back

You can touch me, but I can't touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?

Look in the mirror...

A mirror.

I Like To Twirl My Body But Keep My Head Up High

I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?

Think about something you use daily, often without much thought, but it's essential for keeping things in place...

Screw

Less Legs

I have 16 legs then, I sleep for about a fortnight and a merge with 6 legs. What am I?

Think about a process that involves transformation and a change in the number of legs, and consider the life cycle of a common insect.

A Butterfly

Not Always There

I surround you but I'm not clothes. I am everywhere but I don't take up space. I'm not always here, yet you can use a man-made form of me. I can go through glass but the glass will look just the same. What am I?

Think about something that is intangible, yet omnipresent, and can be harnessed or utilized in a manufactured way...

Light.

Hickory Dickory Dock

I am very powerful, And my brother is patience. I am of infinite value, And I wait for no one. What am I?

Think about a concept that is highly valued and cherished, yet it's often overlooked until it's too late.

Time.

Weary Of Battle

I'm by nature solitary, scarred by spear and wounded by sword, weary of battle. I frequently see the face of war, and fight hateful enemies; yet I hold no hope of help being brought to me in the battle, before I'm eventually done to death. In the stronghold of the city sharp-edged swords, skilfully forged in the flame by smiths, bite deeply into me. I can but await a more fearsome encounter; it is not for me to discover in the city any of those doctors who heal grievous wounds with roots and herbs. The scars from sword wounds gape wider and wider; death blows are dealt to me by day and by night. What am I?

"Think about a common object found in a city, often overlooked, yet bears the scars of battle and conflict..."

A shield.

My Thunder Rolls Beneath Me Riddle

My thunder rolls beneath me, my lightning flares above. I dust the crust, and when I bust, all I touch will I shove. What am I?

Think about something that can cause a big impact, has a powerful "roar" and can move earth and rocks around...

I am a volcano.

The Riddle Of Woe

I may be right in front of you, And you will never know, But when I reveal myself your trust in me will go, And you will feel none apart from woe. What am I?

Think about something that's often hidden in plain sight, and when it's exposed, it can lead to feelings of betrayal and disappointment...

Betrayal.

Cut Like A Knife

What can cut like a knife, sting like a bee, bite like a lion. Carry truth and lies but never move or speak. What are we?

Think about the power of words and how they can be used to both hurt and heal.

Words.

Frosty

I am a contained world that you can shake but please don't drop me because I may break. What am I ?

Think about something you can hold in your hand, with contents that can be disturbed by shaking, but are fragile and might shatter if not handled carefully...

A snow globe.

I Can Carry You!

I can carry you around; you can carry me as well; not a living thing, yet, I run faster than as you do but not without your help. I have as many legs and hands as every man has; round are my legs: one before and the other behind. The cycle is never out of my name. What am I?

Think about an object that you often use for transportation, has a circular shape, and needs your help to move quickly.

Bicycle.

Stronger Than Any Beast Rougher Than Any Sea

Stronger than any beast, Rougher than any sea. Steadier than a favorable wind, and of me none shall be free. What am I?

Think about something that is often associated with power, turmoil, and inevitability...

I am Earth.

I'll Take You. I'll Take Two, Once I'm Taken By You. You Lose.

I'll take you. I'll take two, once I'm taken by you. You lose. I'm chance, a devil of a dance, climbing a tree, the very next branch. I'm unforgiving, fast-lane living, quite a soul gripping. For once I have you, I won’t leave your mind. And I'm not at all kind. I'll break your home, the bank I'll comb, until you're left with nothing, all alone. The highs and the lows, the deception, and woes, why'd you bet your own toes? I’m greedy, if I’m to be believed, I'm a need that will crush you until you cannot breathe. What am I?

You're being tempted by a sly and cunning foe... Think about something that can be gambled with, and can lead to a downward spiral of losses and troubles.

Gambling.

Shortest Sentence

I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?

Think about the fewest words needed to form a grammatically correct sentence...

I am.

Three Colors

I'm red and I can be green or yellow, what am I?

Think about something you might find in a garden or a fruit stand...

An apple.

Stone In My Throat

A red cap on my head, A stone in my throat, you tell me the answer, I'll give you a Groat. What am I?

Think about something you might find in a fireplace...

I am a cherry.

White And Black

I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I?

Think about something you use to travel, but it doesn't return you to where you started...

I'm a Hearse.

What Goes Up But Never Comes Down

What goes up but never comes down?

Think about something that changes over time, but once it changes, it can't change back...

Your age.

What Can Go Up And Come Down Without Moving

What can go up and come down without moving?

Think about something that changes, but not physically...

The temperature.

Toes But No Legs Feet Or Legs

What has toes but no feet or legs?

Think about something you might find in a garden or a park, and it's not a living thing...

Toma-toes.

What Jack Has A Head But No Body - Answer Clue "J"

What jack has a head but no body?

Think about something you might find in a deck...

Jack-o-lantern.

When Was The Latest Year That Is The Same Upside Down

When was the latest year that is the same upside down?

Think about the symmetry of numbers...

1961.

A Snowman And A Vampire

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

"Frosty reception"

Frostbite.

What Costs Nothing But Is Worth Everything

What costs nothing but is worth everything, weighs nothing but lasts a lifetime, that one person can't own but two can share?

Love. ❤️

Good Morning

What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?

A school bus.

If You Drop A Yellow Hat In The Red Sea

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet, duh!

Between Heaven And Earth

What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?

The word 'And'.

You Lied To Me!

What can you break without holding it?

Think about something that's intangible, yet its "breaking" can have a significant impact...

A promise.

Defense's Ball

Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

Think about a sport where the defensive team is responsible for protecting a specific area, and the offensive team can score by getting something past them, without necessarily physically touching the ball...

Baseball!

Star Without A Stage

I can slash but I have no knife, I can dash but I have no legs, I can pound but I have no hammer, I can star but I have no stage. What am I?

Think about the keys on your keyboard...

A Keyboard.

What Has 4 Eyes But Can't See

What has 4 eyes but cannot see?

Think about something you might find in a room, often on a table or desk, and is used for a specific purpose...

Mississippi.

The Odd Word

What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?

Think about a place you might visit on a sunny day...

ISLAND.

What Is In The Center Of Gravity?

What is in the center of gravity?

"Think about a word that's often associated with the center of something, but it's not a physical location..."

The letter V.

What Is The Next Number In The Series 7,645

What is the next number in the series? 7,645 5,764 4,576...

"Look at the numbers in a different order..."

6,457. The last digit is moved to the front to make the next number.

What Is White On The Outside Soft On The Inside And Golden In The Heart

What is white on the outside, soft on the inside, and golden in the heart?

Think about something you might find in a bakery...

An egg.

What Is Something The Poor Have, The Rich Need And If You Eat It You Die

What is something the poor have, the rich need and if you eat it you die?

Think about something that is abundant in one group, yet scarce in another, and has a deadly consequence if consumed...

Nothing.

What Has A Bottom At The Top

What has a bottom at the top?

Think about something you might find on a table or a desk, and look at it from a different perspective...

Your legs!

Does A Ton Of Feathers Or A Ton Of Bricks Weigh More?

Does a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks weigh more?

Think about the word "ton"... it's a unit of measurement, but it's not necessarily related to the weight itself.

They both weigh a ton.

A Violent Beast

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

Think about a common object you might find in a dark tunnel, like a subway or train tunnel...

A bullet.

What Has 13 Hearts But No Other Organs

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

A deck of cards.

What Is Something You Don't Own But Can Give To Anyone You Meet?

What is something you don't own but can give to anyone you meet? You only have one, but you can give it away as many times as you want without losing it. What is it?

Your heart.

No One Wants It, No One Wants To Lose It..

What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?

A lawsuit.

Dog Has No Tail Riddle

What kind of dog has no tail?

Think about a type of dog that is not a living creature...

A hot dog.

What Has Two Hands Two Arns But No Feet

What has two hands two arms but no feet?

Think about something you might find on a wall, and it's used to tell time...

A clock.

A Valuable Riddle

The rich wear it, The poor sell it, Pirates bury it, Miners dig it up. What is it?

Think about something that can be worn as a symbol of wealth, but is also something that people without wealth might need to sacrifice for financial gain...

Gold.

Jesus And The Parrot

A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns and hears a voice Jesus is watching you. He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder. Jeaus is watching you and keeps going room through room it getting even louder till he comes to the bedroom and sees a parrrot that is saying, "Jesus is watching you" The robber is freaked out when he hears something moving behind him. What is it?

Here's a hint: Think about what might be a natural companion to a parrot in a bedroom...

It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)

Love Or Hate

Some days you think I'm pretty, but some days you think I'm ugly. Some days you'll love me, but some days you'll hate me. If you think I'm not good enough, you might get rid of me. Who am I?

Think about something you look at every day, and your opinion of it can change depending on your mood and circumstances...

I'm YOU! Some days you think you're pretty, but some days you think you're ugly. Some days you'll love yourself, but some days you'll hate yourself. And if you think you are not good enough, you might get rid of yourself. Life is amazing :) Live your life to the fullest!

Long Hair

I cut hair every day, but my hair stays the same. Who am I?

Think about a profession that involves cutting hair, but the person doing the cutting doesn't have hair that can be cut...

A barber.